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Post by Ron Burgundy on Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:14 am

Hi my name is Ron Burgundy and i punch dogs.

late in the day i have found that being hatched from and egg is not the norm
my egg was blue and for this i am unhappy (i dont like blue)

my early days were spent trying to avoid the bigger trees in my yard
often eating the various grubs and roots my small snout could unearth
this you might say has set me up in life for not very much

tonight i have had a kebab and some plastic toy soldiers for tea
i have 2 gold fish: 1 called terrance and 1 called turnip

turnip doesn't like alex. but as they stay out of each others way life aint hard

you may ask who is alex?
this has nothing to do with you and as such will remain my secret

i have never had a chance to collect stamps! this upsets me
i do however have a large collection of small shoes
47% of them are left 1's


Things I Like:

i like the noise small kids make when you hit them and they fall down,
(old people make much the same noise ?!?! strange that?).
I like my sock Franko and he likes me.
I like 2/3rds of rice kryspies in a packet, (the rest can go 2 hell).
Bar fights.
Carving novelty animals from root vegetables.
Freaky Circus ***. Jokes that are in bad taste.
Girls with no Standards, Morals or Self Esteem.
Midgets, (yay for little people they make me feel big).
Really creepy people who follow you about.


Things I Dislike:

The guy who hacked little timmy and stole his sharks.



To be honest i only came here cos i was told that mondays is chocolate cake and ice cream day.


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Re: Ron Burgundy

Post by Jonkayz on Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:24 am

Nice to meet you ron. Smile
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Re: Ron Burgundy

Post by Bassman274 on Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:45 am

Nice to meet you ron! Welcome xD
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Re: Ron Burgundy

Post by Daniel on Tue Oct 02, 2012 7:04 am

Welcome to the forums.
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Re: Ron Burgundy

Post by zebramf on Tue Oct 02, 2012 7:31 am

Nothing to say here. Hi.
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Re: Ron Burgundy

Post by lewrobbo on Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:08 am

Ron Burgundy wrote:tonight i have had a kebab and some plastic toy soldiers for tea
i have 2 gold fish: 1 called terrance and 1 called turnip

turnip doesn't like alex. but as they stay out of each others way life aint hard

you may ask who is alex?
this has nothing to do with you and as such will remain my secret


Sorry im stealing that one for facebook
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Re: Ron Burgundy

Post by Tyler on Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:55 am

What did I just read?
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Re: Ron Burgundy

Post by Dxmarc on Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:14 am

Hey slitter, I hope your perverted antics are being brought over to this server. afro

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Re: Ron Burgundy

Post by Stevie Colt on Sat Oct 06, 2012 6:42 am

Hi dog puncher never seen you before lol! .

Hi ron

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Re: Ron Burgundy

Post by Peter Marsh (cr33zy speed on Sat Oct 06, 2012 6:50 am

...if I ever see you punch a dog Im suing you for animal abuse
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Re: Ron Burgundy

Post by ThatRandomGuy on Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:07 am

Dogs are ze shit

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Re: Ron Burgundy

Post by Watson on Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:08 am

YOU RAPED ME RON! Sad
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